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My '04 ST (I bought it new) has a headlight out (low beam out; high beam works normally). Normally a simple fix, but I was busy at work and didn't get to it for about a week and a half, and then suddenly, it began to work again, all on it's own, for about a week (now out again). I added a DRL...

Ok, this one is mostly for guys. No, I'm not going to tell my wife! Women are a lot like bacon . . . They look good! They smell good! They taste good! . . . and they slowly kill you!

Saw this on a t-shirt: I have an inferiority complex, but it's not as good as yours.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The pharmacist continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"...

When you think about what they charge per cup, Starbucks is a heck of a lot cheaper than Victoria's Secret!

A minister was talking about the resurrection with children in a Sunday School class. He asked if anyone knew what the resurrection was. A young boy in the back raised his hand and answered, ?I don?t know what resurrection is, but I know you have to go to the doctor if it lasts more than four...

I love screwing with the minds of the foreign tech support guys. 'My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.'

The last thing I want is to even consider a "Government Motors" vehicle, but if Ford doesn't do something about their lack of any products in the mid-size truck area, I might not have a choice. I don't want or need a full-sized trunk; that's why I bought my ST in the first place. Come on...

True story: A woman lamented, "Why am I the kind of person who cries when a chipmunk gets hit on the road?" Her friend responded, "Don't worry; there are more chipmunks. I'm sure you'll get the next one!"

Driving around yesterday morning in my '04 ST (purchased new just over 9 yrs ago) after filling up on the way to work, the gas gauge suddenly dropped to Below Empty (as if the engine were off) and the Low Fuel warning light came on. Got to work, shut the engine off, and restarted it: no...

True Story: A friend of mine was sitting at the dinner table last week with her kids, her 10yr old son singing "I say mommy kissing Santa Clause". Nothing out the ordinary there. It's that time of year, and kids like to sing Christmas carols. 5yr old daughter: "Mommy would never...

What to tell someone you're upset with, especially if you don't like your job: "I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there, and I don't want to see you every day!"

(I've seen several of these before, but I thought they were worth repeating!) HOW TO START A FIGHT One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, I didnt buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, Well, you still havent used the...

Today's Point to Ponder: It's true that Tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable. Does that make Ketchup the worlds first Fruit Smoothie? And would adding ice to it make it taste any better? :grin:

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our...

For those of us who enjoy firearms and honor and respect the men and women fighting for freedom around the world, I thought you might enjoy!

TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General...

There are a multitude of terms to describe someone who isnt all there, such as: He isnt playing with a full deck. Hes not the sharpest tool in the shed Shes not the sharpest knife in the drawer But I found a new one today that I thought was hilarious: Hes a few congressmen...

My wife drives a '99 Toyota Sienna minivan. Our youngest, now 17, is handicapped, so we've equipped the Sienna with a wheelchair lift on the back. The chair is not motorized, but the lift is (electric motor to raise/lower the wheelchair). Still, that's an extra 200-300 lbs. sitting out behind...

My state (AZ) requires Emissions testing every other year, beginning in the month of the vehicle's 5th year of service (next month for me; can't believe I've had her that long!). Does anyone here have any insight (or feelings) as to the impact on Emissions testing for E85? I haven't run any...