Today's Funny

[Ken Crockett]

True Story:



A friend of mine was sitting at the dinner table last week with her kids, her 10yr old son singing "I say mommy kissing Santa Clause". Nothing out the ordinary there. It's that time of year, and kids like to sing Christmas carols.



5yr old daughter: "Mommy would never kiss Santa Claus. He's already married. Mrs. Claus would put mommy on the 'Naughty List.'"



8yr old daughter: "Yeah, but Santa wouldn't!"

 

[Bill V]

Cute!



Had a similar sounding Christmas carol-related one this morning. Radio was playing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas". The five- and six-year-old boys are trying to sing along, but don't know the words, so they're trying to learn them by listening to the repeating verses.



They hear the verse,



"Here we are as in olden days,

Happy golden days

Of yore"



a couple times. So the next time, they decide to sing along, at full volume, what they THINK they heard...



"Here we are as in olden days,

Happy golden days,

UP YOURS!!!"



Funniest part was that they weren't even realizing what they were saying, and were blurting it out at full volume without any meanness or sarcasm in their tone--it was just a regular Christmas carol to them.