OT - Funny!

[Ken Crockett]

There are a multitude of terms to describe someone who isnt all there, such as:



He isnt playing with a full deck.

Hes not the sharpest tool in the shed

Shes not the sharpest knife in the drawer



But I found a new one today that I thought was hilarious:



Hes a few congressmen short of a bailout.

:lol::lol:

 

[Thomas Rogers]

Funny!



A few more...





...he's not the brightest bulb in the bunch.



...he's a few fries short of a Happy Meal.



...his cheese has slipped off his cracker.



...his windmill doesn't go all the way around.



...his lights are on, but no one is home.



...his elevator doesn't quite go all the way to the top floor.



...he's a few bricks short of a load.



...he's as smart as a bag of hammers.



...he's knitting with only one needle.



...he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.



and (but obviously not the last) for you ST fans:



...he's not firing on all cylinders.

 

[Jerry Abson 3]

And my favorites - He's as sharp as a bowling ball, and, He's as smart as a box of rocks!

 

[Gary DiPietroSr]

My favorite... He/She is 15 short of a dozen!

 

[Collin Lyon]

Half a bubble off-center . . .

 

[Todd Z]

I cut it twice and it is still too short !!!



Todd Z

 

[Bill V]

He visited Mount Rushmore to see a statue of George Jefferson...

 

[Jerry Abson 3]

Thats funny Todd! I like that one!