Thomas Rogers
Well-Known Member
Sheep lovers...time for another joke.
So there was this farmer one day working on a fence by the country road in front of his farmhouse when a car pulled up alongside him.
As the flashy stranger got out of the car, the farmer said:
"If you are selling, I'm not buying!"
The stranger indicated that he wasn't a salesman, but had a talent that the farmer might be interested in. The stranger said:
"Dear sir, I can converse with animals, and I can prove it. After a demonstration if you are convinced, just give $10 for my exhibition and you can share the story with your amazed friends. If you are not convinced, you owe me nothing!"
The farmer was interested, so he agreed.
First the stranger went over to the cow, whispered in its ear, the cow moo'ed a few times, and then the stranger said to the farmer:
"She said that she enjoys the hay you give her, but when you milk her could you please warm your hands first and not pull her teats so hard?"
The farmer was intriqued, but not totally convinced. So, the stranger then whispered to the farmer's trusty dog. The dog barked a couple of times, and then the stranger relayed to the farmer:
"The dog says he doesn't like being left outside all night long and he really hates it when you kick his arse for peeing on the floor. Oh, and he wishses you didn't do that thing to his nuts!"
At that the farmer was pretty much convinced the stranger had a talent.
The stranger wanted to seal the deal, and talk to one more animal. He said:
"Should I talk with the sheep next!"
To which the farmer answers excitedly:
"NO! Don't talk to her. That sheep LIES!"