One sunny day in 2009 (Joke)

[Mark S 3]

One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.



He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'



The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'



The old man said, 'Okay' and walked away.



The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'



The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.'



The man thanked him and again just walked away.



The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'



The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?'



The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.'



The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow.'

 

[Bud Williams]

This joke was funny in 2001:lol:

 

[Ryan Schaecher]

Can wait to read the same joke, only with Obama and 2013.:wub:

 

[JerryW Gilliland]

I guess I've been under a rock, since I've never heard it before.



It is kinda funny though.

 

[Dreman]

The first time I heard it, it was Clinton as the ex-president and Bush in the White House.

 

[Joe Turner]

FUNNY! :lol:

 

[TomT]

Here's one for you:



'After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still alive', Barrack Hussein Obama has now been telling everyone he will capture Osama Bin Laden when elected.'



So, Osama himself decided to send Barrack Hussein Obama a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.



Obama opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:



370H-SSV-0773H



Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Howard Dean.



Dean and the DNC and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to Joe Biden.



Joe Biden could not solve so it was sent to the FBI and the CIA.



Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to look at it.



And within a few minutes McCain's Staff e-mailed Obama with this reply: 'Tell Obama he's holding the message upside down'.

 

[JerryW Gilliland]

:lol: LMAO!!! :lol:

 

[Bud Williams]

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!:lol: