Survivor-Texas Style

[JerryW Gilliland]

SURVIVOR-Texas Style



Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."



The contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , over to Houston , then down to Brownsville .



They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo.



From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth , and, finally, back to Dallas .



Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay,"

"I Love the Dixie Chicks," "Boycott Beef," "I Voted for Obama," "George

Strait Sucks," "Hillary in 2012," and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."



The first one to make it back to Dallas alive, wins.

 

[Todd Z]

I am sooo glad you posted this in the off topic..... ohh boy....:wacko:



Todd Z

 

[Jacob Dryer]

Kind of like this but it was in Alabama (wrong part, part 2 had what I referring to, look further down the post if you want to avoid this boring part :blink



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[Jerry Gerner 2]

JD, it's not linked right or something. Not working.:huh:

 

[Todd Z]

Worked fine for me..... But I don't see how any of this is related to the first post... :wacko::wacko:



Todd Z

 

[Jerry Gerner 2]

Ok, must just not want to work on my Iphone. Gotta wait for my wife to get home from work and fix the computer. She's the brains when it comes to computers, mine is cars/trucks, primarily pre'90s before they had all the computer and seriuos emmissions controls put on.

 

[Jacob Dryer]

Iphone won't play youtube I assume.



Bah I linked the wrong part.. need part 2 of the show..



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[TomT]

Jerry G. You forgot to mention an OU bumper sticker.

 

[Kevin Lang]

I found those videos hilarious.



Though Top Gun needs to stop with the socialistic commentary.



I don't care that they made humorous digs at Americans, but socialism is not the way.



They couldn't give away the Cadillac in Louisiana? Louisiana has been famous for its stereotypical pimps and pimp wannabe's. I guess it's cause 50 advocated not advertising your presence as a pimp with a Cadillac...



The Alabama residents should have shot at them. I'm impressed that they actually did bring in "The Boys", and that it wasn't an empty threat. Also, it was impressive that everyone was armed, and that the resident who owned the car "dealership" unloaded the (tiny) .45 before he handed it over.



That helped bolster my faith in America.

No perms, no Cadillac, you can't see...that I'm a Mother p-i-m-p

(Ah censorship, how you make that song hilarious)