You might be a redneck if you and your dog use the same tree.
You might be a redneck if your family tree has no branches.
You might be a redneck if you took your sister-cousin to the prom.
You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and find more than three vehicles.
You might be a redneck if people are constantly stopping by to ask if you're having a yard sale.
You might be a redneck if you say 'maynaise some big hooters'.
You might be a redneck if you buy a new house and call the family over to take off the wheels. You might be a redneck if your truck is a lot nicer than your house.
You might be a redneck if you cover your bass boat but your roof leaks.
Oh, the list goes on and on and on.......Bob :bwahaha: