1) Actually, yeah, I probably would. It is an acceptable word with multiple meanings, and fit the context in which I used it.
2) I've got 2 kids already, not having anymore. Both are named already, so I guess I missed my chance on that one, dang...
3) As said before, I don't recall asking for your opinion on my choice of words, and I don't believe we've ever even "spoken" before, so I'm not really sure what your problem is, or why you felt the compelling need for your comment. So go take a time out, stick in a new tampon and shove off.
Alan, I apologize for muddying up your thread with this. I was just trying to provide the advice you were looking for and save you some money if possible, I wasn't aware Tiger was promoted to Vocabulary Monitor of the site, must have missed the memo.