Got this in my email today :)

[Matt DeFina]

WALK NAKED IN AUSTRALIA DAY



Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.



All patriotic Australian men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The Australian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.





P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

 

[Brandon Poorman]

Forwarded!

 

[Kevin Lang]

I've seen this before, but generally with Southern states.



I don't think it works for Australia. Do they have the stereotype of sitting in lawn chairs on their front yard and swilling beer? Would they even have any predisposition against Muslems? Crocodile Dundee doesn't represent them as a country, they're far more leftist (I know, I was disappointed to find that out too.)



Though Australia's Navy supposedly pays for its female members to get breast enhancement surgery to "improve morale", so this event could be better in Australia than in other countries.

(Though this email needs certain restrictions on who should participate, as if not, there could be a great deal of Al Bundy "I'm BLIND!!!!" or "All the wrong parts are jiggling!" moments :throwup

 

[ReggieMRegalOne05 Legaspi]

Received something similar way back, but it was for Canada.

 

[Matt DeFina]

Actually, I was born in Melbourne Australia, I just live in Atlanta for my job.

There are plenty of Australian "rednecks", believe me...

 

[H D]

My impression has been that Australia was full of rednecks. You know, the kind of people who are just happy to live their lives to their own liking without regard to what might be thought of them.



I happily consider myself a redneck. Hank said it best, "A Country Boy Can Survive."

 

[Matt DeFina]

Never said I wasn't one myself.

After all, I do drive around in a lifted 4x4, and go muddin' / fishin' / drinkin' /shootin' and plenty of the other stereotypes.