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Doug Watts

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN FLORIDA IN JULY WHEN. . . .





1 The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

2 The trees are whistling for the dogs. :eek:

3 The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

4 Hot water now comes out of both taps.

5 You can make sun tea instantly.

6 You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron!

7 The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

8 You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

9 You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

10 You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

11 You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

12 Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?" :wacko:

13 You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

14 The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

15 Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

16 The cows are giving evaporated milk.



Ah, what a place to call home.



God Bless Our State of FLORIDA!

 
I love Florida too. I am able to still keep my legal domicile in Okaloosa County until I retire from the military. Oklahoma is starting to feel like home, but I still think about moving down to the Kissimee area after retirement. I guess the job opportunities will be the deciding factor. Oklahoma City is really booming right now, and the cost of living is realy low.
 

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