Confucious Says...

[Nelson Atwell]

Man who hang in closet is Hung Fu.



Sorry, it just popped in my mind, and I resisted the urge for a while, but just couldn't hold it in.

 

[Dave Niederhauser]

ok ----- Wong Hung Lo

 

[Andy Chase]

Man who stands on toilet is High on Pot

 

[Andy Cabrera]

He who live in glass house, get dressed in basement!

 

[Todd Z]

Cover of Todays NY post

 

[Nelson Atwell]

Darn! I thought I was first to think of it. :unsure:

 

[Gary DiPietroSr]

Confucius say: Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways...going to Bangkok.

 

[Doug Merwin]

Woman who flies upside down, have nasty crack up.



Hope it was not too much over the top.

 

[Tom Schindler]

Confucious says...



Man with hand in pocket feel cockey all day.





Tom

 

[Dave S 2]

That is just way too funny Gary D!!!!

And fitting...

 

[Ryan Schaecher]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

 

[Joe Rampino]

To honor David Carradine the government of Thailand is officially changing its nation's capital to Hangkok.

 

[Mark K 2]

Man circumcised with pinking shears called Frilly Willy

 

[Gary DiPietroSr]

Confucious say, baseball all wrong, man can not walk with 4 balls.