Bashing your new phone with a hammer seems too extreme to me.
I don't understand why you need a phone at work, to stay connected...I'm surprised they even allow cellphone reception @ the DoD worksite, let alone internet access. Seriously, in my mind DoD = sequestered. I guess I'm just not understanding.
Though I am still amazed that you get anything electronic into your DoD sanctioned job, Caymen. UPS won't let you take anything in above a watch, and even then, it has to be a cheap looking watch. When you become a supervisor, you can take a phone in, with approval, but it gets hit up with TJR-style tamper-proof ID stickers, and is inspected.
...and UPS is only trying to cover itself from theft, not protect the security of the US, as your job is doing.
Not only does an iPhone let you record audio, but you can even draw on it, so theoretically you could still draw anything that you see...if you're not distracted by iHarmonica, which is designed to be used orally :grin: