Ken Crockett
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know the cat is dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!! the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst!' and it didn't move."
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"How do you know the cat is dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!! the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst!' and it didn't move."
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