This joke was told to me by my best friend and fellow soldier (Mac) while stationed in Germany from 1978-1982. Mac died in 2003 of colon cancer only 6 years after retiring from the Army as a CSMaj with 30 years service. I never hear him swear or use a curse word, but Mac had a very subtle sense of humor and could tell any kind of joke in mixed company and never use foul language or offend anyone and always had the perfect joke for any situation.. Here is the joke:
Mac was in the grassy area just outside of his apartment building trying to fly a kite with his kids; however the kite kept spinning around and diving into the ground. His wife Joan, was watching all this from the window of their apartment and finally opened the window and yelled out to Mac, "You need more tail".....Mac quickly replied "Make up your mind woman. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"
.Rich
Mac was in the grassy area just outside of his apartment building trying to fly a kite with his kids; however the kite kept spinning around and diving into the ground. His wife Joan, was watching all this from the window of their apartment and finally opened the window and yelled out to Mac, "You need more tail".....Mac quickly replied "Make up your mind woman. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"
.Rich
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