Bill V
Well-Known Member
From the "Late Show with David Letterman"'s weekly online Top 10 contest...
Top Ten Ways General Motors Can Improve Its Image
10. Make cars lighter so they're easier to push when they break down
9. Replace windshield wiper fluid with delicious Gatorade
8. Change its name to Toyota
7. Create new V8 engine that actually runs on V8
6. Instead of Oldsmobiles, build Batmobiles!
5. Start making cars that exhaust only the rich and bold flavors of McCafe
4. Graciously accept demotion to "Colonel Motors"
3. Run over Bernie Madoff with a Hummer
2. Get a 10pm time slot
1. Land a Cadillac in the Hudson
Top Ten Ways General Motors Can Improve Its Image
10. Make cars lighter so they're easier to push when they break down
9. Replace windshield wiper fluid with delicious Gatorade
8. Change its name to Toyota
7. Create new V8 engine that actually runs on V8
6. Instead of Oldsmobiles, build Batmobiles!
5. Start making cars that exhaust only the rich and bold flavors of McCafe
4. Graciously accept demotion to "Colonel Motors"
3. Run over Bernie Madoff with a Hummer
2. Get a 10pm time slot
1. Land a Cadillac in the Hudson