Todays' Joke

[EddieS'04]

A magician on a cruise liner had a parrot,

whod seen all the magicians tricks a jillion times,

long ago having figured out the magic behind the magicians disappearing acts.

The parrot got bored,

his owner growing stale and not developing

any new tricks that the parrot couldnt figure out.



One night in the middle of the magicians performance,

the ship hit an iceberg and sank.

Everyone drowned except the magician and the parrot.

The magician managed to swim to a piece of

wreckage and climb aboard,

immediately collapsing from exhaustion.



Soon afterward, the parrot flew to the magician,

perched on the edge of the makeshift raft

and stared at the magician.

And stared. And stared.



For a whole day the magician was unconscious,

and all this time the parrot didnt take his eyes off him.

Eventually the magician started to stir.

Looking up, he saw the parrot,

still eyeing him intently, not even blinking.



Another hour goes by, and finally the parrot squawks,

Awright, I give up. What did you do with the ship?

 

[Robert Thomas]

That's got to be the worst joke ever posted. Must be a joke told among magicians.

 

[Brandon Poorman]

I like it. It's Funny

 

[Norm Reeves]

Ah, yes....the old parrot/magician joke...marginally funny:grin:

 

[rod denton]

ron white aka tater salad said this too