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<blockquote data-quote="TomT" data-source="post: 967900" data-attributes="member: 55397"><p>A Texas DPS Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner</p><p></p><p>for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man</p><p></p><p>behind the wheel handed the officer his driver license, insurance card and</p><p></p><p>a concealed weapon carry permit.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..</p><p></p><p>Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a</p><p></p><p>.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range</p><p></p><p>and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the</p><p></p><p>driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.</p><p></p><p>May I ask what you are afraid of?</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Not a damn thing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="TomT, post: 967900, member: 55397"] A Texas DPS Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit. The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr.. Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?" The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot." The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?" "Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat." The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of? Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a damn thing. [/QUOTE]
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