Political Humor

[Michael Cacioppo]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..



The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'



'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire.



We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'



The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'





'About a gallon.'

 

[Michael Martin]

Both Obama and McCain have different views, so we need to show our support in different ways:



If you support McCain - Drive with your head lights ON during the daylight hours.



If you support Obama - Drive with your head lights OFF during the night time hours.



Please show your support for the candidate of your choice!

 

[Mike Dziubina]

hahahaha good S***