Late night GOP jokes

[Steve McKellop]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life

would be appropriate.



- Leno



America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.



- Leno



Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.



- O'Brien



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.



- Leno



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The

other is for housing prisoners.



- Letterman



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and

it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !



- Fallon



Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.



- Kimmel



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.



- Letterman



:bwahaha:

 

[Bud Williams]

I like the last one!:bwahaha:

 

[Kevin Lang]

Wow, Letterman's jokes copied here are the only humorous things I've ever seen him do.



How'd Conan's jokes get out, I thought he was a showless man.



Was Letterman being facetious when he said these, since he's ridiculously leftist I'm surprised he could criticize the left? Especially since his fanbase is skewed to the left. How many weeks did mocking Palin keep him in the news? Too many.

 

[Andy Chase]

:rofl:

 

[Kevin Palmer]

Some funny one liners...