Kyle Maguire
Active Member
*Billy Bob* "Hello, is this the FBI?"
*FBI* "Yes, what do you want?"
*Billy Bob* "I'm calling to report that my neighbor is stashing Marijuana inside his firewood."
*FBI* "Thank you very much, we will send out a team for investigation."
*The Next Day*
*FBI Arrives at neighbors house*
Using axes, they quickly bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. After swearing and at Billy Bob for the false call they left as quickly as they came.
Later on that day Billy Bob calls up his neighbor.
*Billy Bob* "Hey Mike, did the FBI split your wood"
*Mike* "Why, yes they did!"
*Billy Bob* "Happy Birthday, neighbor."
*FBI* "Yes, what do you want?"
*Billy Bob* "I'm calling to report that my neighbor is stashing Marijuana inside his firewood."
*FBI* "Thank you very much, we will send out a team for investigation."
*The Next Day*
*FBI Arrives at neighbors house*
Using axes, they quickly bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. After swearing and at Billy Bob for the false call they left as quickly as they came.
Later on that day Billy Bob calls up his neighbor.
*Billy Bob* "Hey Mike, did the FBI split your wood"
*Mike* "Why, yes they did!"
*Billy Bob* "Happy Birthday, neighbor."
