11 reasons to go to work naked....

[Fer Echegaray]

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your a$$ in here by 8:00!"



2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.



3. Inventive way to finally meet that person in Human Resources.



4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."



5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your clothes.



6. You want to see if it's like the dream.



7. So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.



8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.



9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.



10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.



11. No one steals your chair.

 

[Sed Thompson]

LMFAO:lol:

 

[TomT]

And while your at it:

Things to say when caught sleeping at your desk



10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."



9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!"



8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."



7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."



6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."



5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.

Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"



4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."



3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"



2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"



AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........



1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

 

[Mike Dziubina]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[David Tallent]

Love em

 

[ChrisW Vincent]

 

[MARVIN McINTYRE 2]

GOOD S%#T, Fer! And Tom T, those are so funny! And Fer, maybe another one for your list could be "Double Dog Dare anyone to sexually harrass you while you're at work."

:lol: