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Walmart wine

Thread in 'Joke / Comedy / Funny' started by Mark Stadnicki, Jan 9, 2010.

  1. Mark Stadnicki

    Mark Stadnicki Well-Known Member 2nd Gen Owner V6 Engine

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    Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2010, it will begin offering customers a new discount item... Wal-Mart's own brand of wine..



    The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price -- in the $2 to $5 range.



    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine.' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at



    University of Arkansas , Bentonville. 'However, branding will be very important.'



    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

    10. Chateau Traileur Parc

    9. White Trashfindel

    8. Big Red Gulp

    7. World Championship Riesling

    6. NASCARbernet

    5. Chef Boyardeaux

    4. Peanut Noir

    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

    2. Grape Expectations

    1. Nasti Spumante



    The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel)
     
  2. Roger Batts

    Roger Batts Well-Known Member 1st Gen Owner

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    :smile0007:
     
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    Jim parnell Well-Known Member 2nd Gen Owner V6 Engine

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    guess "Boone's Farm" & MD 20/20 are too upscale huh????:smile0004:
     
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    Don Pertz Active Member 1st Gen Owner V6 Engine

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    What, no Thunderchicken or Wylie Irish Rose?



    :smile0015:
     
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    Night Train didnt make the cut? Sad, cause that, Cisco and Wild Irish Rose got me thru college.
     
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    Mike Roncarati Active Member 1st Gen Owner V6 Engine

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    White Trashfindel is a RIOT
     
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    Frank screwyourednecks Well-Known Member 1st Gen Owner V8 Engine

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    Thats a good one. Just forwarded it to many.
     
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    Mrlunchbox Well-Known Member 2nd Gen Owner V6 Engine

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    Bill Barber Well-Known Member 1st Gen Owner V6 Engine

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    is a wine maker south of me (gilroy calif) he makes award winning wine that is not cheap.

    no Joke, one is Chateau bubba, the other is Clos Du Geelroy.
     
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    marlon giese Member 1st Gen Owner V6 Engine

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    now I don't care who you are, that there is some funny stuff.:rofl:

    Missed one name though... Great Vinyard
     

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