TJR, you are the customer that we describe as never being happy with anything that is done. Don't feel bad though you're not alone.
Also, I didn't expect something for nothing. I was willing to pay something, something that was reasonable I should add.
You are willing to pay a reasonable price for service but
you want to decide what is resonable... can you please do us a favor since you've got reasonable figured out.
Can you call and let the power company know what a reasonable charge is for our monthly bill?
While you're at it we need you to contact the phone company and straighten them out also.
Don't forget the water and sewer guys, wouldn't want them to feel left out, that'd be unreasonable.
The bank that has the morgage on our property and equipment give them a call too... ok
I'm sure the White House phone number is listed in a phone book somewhere so dial "0" you should be able to get the extensions for... EPA, Social Security, IRS (these guys may be in a different building) and they may also be able to put you in touch with OSHA. Let them know what reasonable is, I think they may be confused.
You'll also need to get hold of the State Capitol to inform them that they have unreasonable demands for insurances and taxes.
Department of Labor, ask these guys to review the policies they have on wages and earnings, Drug testing and this unemployment junk... reasonable??
Hell all these specialty tools and parts, they are unreasonably priced also, so how about you buy them online then we'll just give you a price break on the job when you bring them in with you. Don't worry we'll have the mechanics wipe the tools down before you leave, no charge for that.
I think it is only reasonable that you give our mechanics a lift to the next training course that they are scheduled to attend. You know how unreasonable airlines are today.
We will cut our mechanics pay since they are really not generating any income for our shops while they are there I think that's reasonable don't you? I'm so glad we can agree on these things.
Per Diem, what is a resonable amout to give them for Per Diem? Is Per Diem reasonable?
Maybe they could stay at your house so we don't have to put them up in an unreasonably priced hotel.
Oh wait, We don't need to send them to these classes, you're gonna tell us what's wrong with the vehicle when you bring it in anyway, unreasonable to waste all that money isn't it?
One more thing, what is a reasonable amout to charge over cost to maintain our shops
I think, I may have to politely let you know that there is another shop a reasonable distance down the road.