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Old lady at Pharmacy (Friday Funny)
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<blockquote data-quote="Andy Chase" data-source="post: 1000960" data-attributes="member: 66505"><p>A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the </p><p></p><p>pharmacist, looked him straight in the eye, and said, 'I would like to purchase </p><p></p><p>some cyanide.' </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't </p><p></p><p>give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! Why, I'll lose my </p><p></p><p>license! They will throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. </p><p></p><p>Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in </p><p></p><p>bed with the pharmacist's wife. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The pharmacist looked at the picture and then replied, 'Well now, that's different. </p><p></p><p>You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Andy Chase, post: 1000960, member: 66505"] A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eye, and said, 'I would like to purchase some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! Why, I'll lose my license! They will throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and then replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.' [/QUOTE]
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