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New Medicare plan
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<blockquote data-quote="Gary DiPietroSr" data-source="post: 992774" data-attributes="member: 52784"><p>"NEW SENIOR PROGRAM....</p><p></p><p>New Medicare Program</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Thats great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>And who will be paying for all of this? Its the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.</p><p></p><p>Is this a great country or what? "</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Gary DiPietroSr, post: 992774, member: 52784"] "NEW SENIOR PROGRAM.... New Medicare Program You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Thats great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? Theyre all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this? Its the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home. And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. Is this a great country or what? " [/QUOTE]
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